Wednesday Want-ads

WANTED

New clocks. Preferably with a few extra hours.

Not finding enough hours in the day.

SERVICE REQUESTED

Dell laptop overheats at 

completely inconvenient and random times.

Would like to resolve this problem.

Knowledgeable parties may inquire below.

LIMITED TIME ONLY

Now offering napping services.

Can't get in your own nap?

Let my baby have your nap for you.

Flexible schedule. Will work with you.

(Any time that a nap results will be good.)

TRY IT NOW!!!

New and improved.

Self-cleaning houses.

Just coming to your market soon.

Free up all kinds of time in your busy day!

You may have noticed the theme today. I desperately want more time! What do you want today, friends?

Want Ad Wednesday

I'm starting a new feature for the occasional Wednesday post. It won't be every week. Just once in a while, for the kicks and giggles. Hope you enjoy.

Looking for a change
Second draft manuscript with room to improve looking for a thorough once over by a kind and compassionate reader. Not looking for a life-time commitment, but a long-term relationship could develop. Please send inquiries to the inbox.


Help needed
Looking for a good mopping on a regular basis. Or possibly more broom time.  Also, fewer splashes, dribbles, and spills if it can be arranged. Contact wood floors for more info.

desperately seeking sanity
Sleep deprived mother of three seeks quiet, relaxing night out to regain sanity. Can't seem to remember where I left it, but I'm sure we can find it if we get out of the house. Please slide all applications under the locked bathroom door, which is currently the only place where alone time seems to happen.

How about you, friends? What do you want today?